Phaedra Chunks The Deuces To Her Marriage With Apollo…As She Should

According to E! News, Phaedra Parks is calling it quits with her husband Apollo (and I’m betting his jail sentence has a liiiiittle something to do with it). Apollo’s going to be in the slammer for the next 8 years. Why in the hell would Phaedra put her love life on hold for a man who’s not holding down the fork or bringing home the bacon. (Side note: is it fork or fort? #KanyeShrug).

Apollo’s going to miss out on teaching his sons how to tie neckties, how to shave, and let alone HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR FREAKING FAMILIES!!! (Side note again: I had to use “freaking” for lack of a better word).

Phaedra, you go girl! Do you. Be the southern belle that “Everybody Knows” you to be. LOL (Whispers: I can’t wait to see this all play out on this season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta;)

-Amir Diamond

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