19 Funny Thanksgiving Tips: From Threads to Thots [GIFS]
19 Funny Thanksgiving Tips: From Threads to Thots
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Thanksgiving is quickly approaching, so we want you to be prepared for ANY situation with these tips.
We’ve handpicked the most common scenarios and provided you with some possible solutions.
When you get asked to help prepare the food:
It’s the season of giving, use this as family bonding time.
When the macaroni comes out:
Pace yourself fam it’s a marathon not a sprint.
When there’s no Patti Pies:
When there are Patti Pies:
When somebody’s food is not good:
Don’t go all Tyra on em’, just push all the food to one tiny section so it looks like you ate most of it.
When someone asks who’s washing dishes:
No comment on this one actually.
When you’re confused about what to wear:
Sweaters, your freshest kicks, tights, flannels, boots, and anything fall fashion forward.
What to Instagram:
We’ve been told Instagramming your food is out…we all eatin’ the same thing.
When old family members pop up:
Be nice…or pretend to be nice.
When you overeat:
Stop before it’s too late to say sorry.
When someone comments on how much you’re drinking/eating:
It’s true.
When that one family member is on a diet:
No foul language during the holidays, let people live.
When someone asks how’s work/school:
When you get a bunch of Thanksgiving mass texts:
Mass texts are not a thing anymore, don’t be that person.
When your family members get too drunk:
Join in on the fun, LOL, or just Snapchat them.
Being asked about your relationship status:
Reply in the words of Kendrick Lamar with “I love myself” or like “I’m married to the money.”
If you bring home your significant other:
Be as strong as Nicki and Meek. But mainly as strong as Nicki.
When you think you’re ready for Black Friday:
Good luck fam.
The real meaning of Thanksgiving:
Never forget the real reason for the season. Be thankful and grateful for all that you do have.
Show off your threads, eat turkey, discuss thots, and enjoy the holiday with the ones you love.