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Hang on to your tea lemonade, Queen Bey shocked us too.

 

12. Going through your call list, I don’t wanna lose my pride, but Imma f*ck me up a b*tch.

 

11. Who the fuck do you think I is? You ain’t married to no average b*tch boy.

 

10. You can watch my fat *ss twist boy, as I bounce to the next d*ck boy.

 

9. Only way to go is up, them old b*tches so wack. I’m so tough, what’s up? 

 

8. Just give my fat *ss a big kiss boy, tonight I’m f*ckin’ up all yo sh*t boy.

 

7. This is your final warning, you know I give you life. If you try this shit again, you gon lose your wife.

 

6. I don’t give a f*ck, chunkin’ my deuces up. Suck on my balls, pause, I had enough.

 

5. Looking at my watch, he shoulda been home. Today I regret the night I put that ring on. 

 

4. My daddy warned me about men like you. He said baby girl he’s playing you.

 

3. Good job Bey – Blue Ivy

 

2. Love God herself

 

1. He better call Becky with the good hair.

 

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