Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe's Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions

Need something really simple, very random, and slightly weird to entertain you during the holiday season? Well look no further than Janelle Monáe’s dyed armpit hairs.

That’s right, The Electric Lady took to Instagram to share her new look writing “What color did @nikkinelms dye my pits red, pynk , or orange ? The winner gets a treat. Also when you have extra dye left extra parts get dyed and I love it.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Z6J6jg3xa/

 

For a regular shmegular person, this would definitely be filed under the category “TMI.”

However, because this is the extremely talented and stunningly beautiful Janelle Monáe, much of the Internet was willing to spend their whole afternoon guessing the color of the immaculate scruff underneath Monáe’s hot spot.

Some guessed pink (a.k.a. pynk as Janelle would call it) while others called it an off red.

But then there were those whose reactions ranged from hilarious to straight up odd and creepy. Even fellow singer Kehlani unabashedly confessed, “I wanna touch it.”

Hit the flip for more of the best comments that ended up on Janelle’s IG page.

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“At first glance I thought you had poison ivy and was concerned! But it’s pynk!”

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“How tf your arm pit cute?!”

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“For a Sec , I thought you had rashes but, this mad cool … coloured pit hair.”

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“At first i thought this was hot Cheeto dust on someone’s hand.”

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“Soooo when Summer Walker showed her armpit hair it was a problem….but now it’s not…..y’all need to make up your mind.”

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“Stop this.”

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“Unfollows.”

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“Whet in the kool aid pits is goin on here.”

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“This is the last thing i needed to see while trippin.”

 

Janelle Monáe Dyed Her Armpits And The Internet Had All The Reactions  was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc