1. So first the VMAs called Beyoncé to perform
2. Luckily, MTV was able to catch her
3. Even though we are all unworthy of Bey
4. Then the pre-show started and we all prayed Beyoncé would perform first
5. Bey made us be patient and took her time as Blue Ivy low-key stole the pre-show
6. And brought her entire squad on the red carpet
7. Then after a bunch of random stuff, it was time
8. Beyoncé then rung the alarm and Lemonade came to life
9. Bey started with “Pray You Catch Me”
10. Then gave us “HOLD UP”
11. And a lot of booty
12. Then realized it was time to SLAY all of us
13. Next, Bey took it to “Don’t Hurt Yourself”
14. And basically snatched everybody’s soul
15. I said…and basically snatched everybody’s soul
16. AND THE QUEEN WASN’T DONE YET
17. We tried to get in Formation but Bey was just too good
18. Beyoncé’s performance was epic
19. Proving to us yet again, why she is Queen #SLAY
20. Everyone was blown away
21. Even Kanye
22. #ThankYouBeyonce
